DISQUS

my best attempt at this whole domestic thing: my best attempt at this whole domestic thing - My Universal Garage Remote Control is with Jesus...

  • Guess who · 7 months ago
    What, your car has no reverse? Go back to the scene and search ... Jesus doesn't need one.
  • Emily · 7 months ago
    DUDE! how am i going to pull over at the top of Copper Hill and McBean, at 6pm rush hour traffic, and idiotically search for what probably had exploded into a billion pieces already?! i didn't want to join the remote control w/ Jesus!
  • Guess who · 7 months ago
    First of all, you don't even know who I am. Second, do not deny me the pleasure of picturing you dodging traffic in the Business Suit.

    Anyway, remind me (once you figure out who I am) to tell you the story about me and my 2 carpool buddies fighting over a carpool parking pass in the car only to have it fly out in traffic and the race thereafter from the 3 of us trying to retreive it.